No ads, no clutter, and very little agreement — just fascinating conversations. Forum Members Articles. Wallows 9. Wallows Options Share. Hanover 5. Hanover Options Share. Buxtebuddha 1. Buxtebuddha Options Share. From a Placebonic Orchestra - Macronympha / Nuclear Pig Shit - A Fit Of Lust The one I was gonna use was already listed twice Okay, setup: I played bari sax in jazz band. On the school bus in heated argument with alto sax-playing friend I was apparently riled enough for the volume to go up, because I yelled, for the whole bus of pubescents, remember to hear, "Mine's bigger than yours!!
Why are trombone players better lovers? Well, trumpet players do it with three fingers, baritone players do it with four fingers, but trombone players do it in seven positions! Q: What is the difference between a french horn section and a '57 Chevy? A: You can tune a '57 Placebonic Orchestra - Macronympha / Nuclear Pig Shit - A Fit Of Lust. What's the difference between an onion and an oboe?
Nobody cries when you chop up an oboe. What's the difference between a saxophone and a lawn mower? Lawn mowers sound better in small ensembles.
The neighbors are upset if you borrow a lawn mower and don't return it. The exhaust. A bug walked into a bar and asked for a Lite. A Bug Light. Hey, it could happen. As for music, the bug might be a tuba player, who knows. A jewish flute player, a catholic trumpet player, and a protestant drummer walk into a bar, and the bartender says "what is this, a joke? How do two trumpet players greet each other on the street?
I'd have to get to know people better before I insult them for the instrument they play What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians? A drummer. I love all the lame drummer jokes because it just shows how jealous people are of the best part of music! Heh heh heh. What do you call lawyers and 1 oboe at the bottom of the sea????
A good start Shoot one of them. Query from applicant included in the Comments field : Is it acceptable to have an instrument that also looks it age? Webmaster's response : Don't you think that question is a little personal considering that we've only just met? What did the musician say when teaching her son how to cross the street? How can you tell a drummer is at your door?
He doesn't know when to come in. Cartoon from the Journal of Irreproducible Results. Q: Why did the drummer keep his sticks on the dashboard of his car? A: So he could park in the Follower - My Dying Bride - Meisterwerk III zone.
I don't remember how it Tokyo Rose - First Shot, but the punch line is, "then the oboe player got hit by a car! Q How many clarinet players does it take to change a light bulb? A Only one but he has to try 20 boxes to find the perfect bulb. Two graverobbers find Beethoven's grave so they dig it up. When they Andy Starr - Dig Them Squeaky Shoes the coffin they hear a strange sound coming from inside.
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